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Score: 9
Pleasure Island

"Congratulations on your sponsorship"

submission: Pleasure Island
date: November 7, 2008

Talent such as yours is wasted if it's not whored out.

I think I recognized the kiss from one of your in-motion doodles, either "Tacos" or "Space Duck.."

November 7, 2008

Author's Response:

thanks! heh yeh its the same angle. are you referring to the ad in the preloader? the list of don'ts said no offensive content so i wasn't sure if this would pass.

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Score: 10
Calvin and Hobbes

"It's about time!"

submission: Calvin and Hobbes
date: October 24, 2008

Calvin and Hobbes was the best comic strip ever, and with such a distinctive style, I thought there would've been tribute after tribute made by now.
I hope this being on the front page reminds folks who are skilled at Flash how much they miss Calvin and Hobbes and inspires more works of greatness.
Watterson's Sunday funnies seemed to be in motion on the page, and it would be neat to see this life actually in motion!

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Score: 8
Death Dice Overdose

"Hilarious!"

date: September 24, 2008

Lots of fun, highly addictive.
My grump is in jumping over the dice. I figure there's already quite a lot of hazards to contend with, why not allow you to jump ON TOP of the fallen dice? They wouldn't have terminal velocity anymore, would they?

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Score: 10
Aether

"Wild."

submission: Aether
date: September 19, 2008

Wow.
My first thought is that the art and music are top-notch. First and foremost, it is a pretty game. And highly enjoyable.
Exploring the planets, I thought that the beings' sentiments were red herrings, as they had nothing to with solving the puzzles.
But then I beat it, and it all came together.

Oh, my head!

Fantastic work. You're getting favorited.
And you've provided valuable food for introspection.
But how can I surrender my fears?

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Score: 7
Jesus vs. Godzilla

"WWJP?"

submission: Jesus vs. Godzilla
date: August 13, 2008

What would Jesus pilot?
Voltron or Tranzor Z?

Next: How bout Jesus vs. Speed Racer?

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Score: 9
nash feeds on tampons

"I appreciated the warning in the beginning."

date: August 10, 2008

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a Hustler magazine years ago:

Two bums are dumpster diving in an alley, eating the used tampons they've found.
One turns to the other and says, "You eat the strings too? That's GROSS!"

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Score: 10
Objectionable Apparatus

"Favorited."

date: July 28, 2008

What powerful imagery!
Do you care to delineate some of your symbolism, or am I going to have to decide for myself what has meaning and what is stylistic?

The soundtrack was superb as well. Theodor Bastard? Can I get an album here in the States?

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Score: 8
Knock Knock

"Hmph."

submission: Knock Knock
date: July 28, 2008

Are we so put off by homosexuality that it can serve as it's own punchline?

Your work is very important, Marc. Although I'm glad that you've stepped off the soapbox recently and shown that there's more to your humor than making the straight guy nervous. Your timing's usually impeccable, though. I mean, "Cement" wouldn't have worked without the surprise!

But I still think your best one is "The Last Two Men on Earth."

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Score: 7
Albi, the racist dragon

"Nice!"

date: June 28, 2008

The live recording was even funnier than the bit on the show.

June 29, 2008

Author's Response:

That was the main reason why i decided to use that live recording instead of the bit from the show

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Score: 8
Space Oddity

"I never thought of it that way."

submission: Space Oddity
date: June 28, 2008

The metaphor seems quite obvious now.
"I think my spaceship knows which way to go" implies a faith in the trip.
If you want to take the metaphor to heart, drugs don't have to be the impetus for opening your mind, but they sure help. LSD seems a lot healthier than heroin. But the warning was implicit -- you can trust your spaceship, but who knows where it will take you?

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